Designer, researcher, and airline-aficionado. Newly midwestern. Currently leading design at Hologram, your favorite, local, cellular IoT platform.

July 1, 2018

Ridiculously Easy

Ridiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!” You click the link. It’s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.

Ridiculously easy green beans!” You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.

Ridiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!” You click the link. There are twelve steps.

Ridiculously easy marshmallow fondant!“ You click the link. It’s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining…

Ridiculously easy evaporated milk custard! Must own own cow.

Ridiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!” You click the link. There are no steps.

Ridiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!” It doesn’t tell you what you’re making but you’re pretty certain it shouldn’t be hissing.

Ridiculously easy,” the article reads, easy, it’s so easy, easy” you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?

It’s so easy,” you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing, so easy, you’ll hardly feel a thing!”

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